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heathyr: this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites
coolruby64: nothing makes me happier than this video
George R.R. Martin on writing women:
Interviewer: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
things that probably shouldn't exist #8203
moonshoes-potter: Mitt Romney Fanfiction
my mind is telling me no but my budget my budget is also telling me no
amantissima: fuckwooper: money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper this is actually very relevant
Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
ikickdownthewalls: hellinawestwoodsuit: starkid-babes: thefoxxybenedict: starkpower: untilifindtheperfectgirl: phenste: carly rae jepsen is older than lady gaga let that sink in i thought she was 13 andrew garfield is older than chris hemsworth where is your god now The Starkids are older than the Harry Potter actors wAHT WHAT NO THE STARKIDS ARE FIVE
wearesorryfortheinconvenience: today i said to my friend “i haven’t had a go-gurt in a really long time” AND HE LOOKED REALLY LOST?? AND I EXPLAINED TO HIM WHAT A GO-GURT WAS AND HE SAID “OH IN CANADA WE CALL THOSE TUBES” TUBE S BUT ITS YOGURT ON THE GO CANADA IM SO S ICK OF UR SHIT
santababyyfirefly: Other girls: slutty clothes, skinny legs, flat stomach Me: classy clothes, 6 ft tall, vice president, i am joe biden